SCOOBY SNACKS

 

How do you lure two fools to put their safety in jeopardy time and time again while battling an unhealthy assortment of demons, ghosts, ghouls, and goblins?  Easy.  Give 'em some Scooby Snacks!  These tasty treats will put that supernatural horror in perspective in no time flat, offering crunchy courage to even the most craven coward. (Wow! that was a lot of alliteration!).

 

This was actually a real product!  They were tasty vanilla wafers.  The company that made it is now defunct I guess.  But you can still come across a box here and there.

 

UPDATE:! These are back in production!  But not as Vanilla Wafer Cookies.  They are now kind of like Animal Crackers.  I picked up another box at Universal Studios Florida.  The cover is slightly different but just about the same.