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Day
2 Shire Reckoning: Monday, Foreyule 6.
-- Auckland to Rotorua via Hobbiton (Matamata). Today for me was the
big day, the first "real" day of the tour. We
set out from the Spencer on Byron hotel in Auckland and
headed slightly south east towards Matamata.
I think there are only
5 XY's on the bus right now, it seems everyone else is
testosteronally-challenged. I also hear a lot of talk
about "Elijah and the Hobbits". Beginning to
think that I'm among a lot of pervy hobbit fanciers.
And speaking of
hobbits, we were joined by Maria in full hobbit garb
first thing in the morning!
I knew from multiple
documentaries and web coverage that this was where Peter
Jackson and his team had chosen to be the Shire. I also
knew that since the filming had stopped, all the
additional set dressings that made Hobbiton what it was
on celluloid had been removed. I expected to see just the remnants of the
shoot, the husk of Bag End, as it were.
As soon as we cleared
Auckland and entered the more traditional farming
country, I was taken aback. This was my first real look
at proper New Zealand landscapes. Breathtaking wide
plains break quite suddenly into rolling hills that
appear terraced from a distance. (Found out later
that the terracing effect is achieved by the repeated
passing of sheep over the soft top soil. As more
sheep walk the same paths they create little terraces
all around the hills.) As soon as we reached
the Matamata area it wasn't a matter of finding the
Shire. The Shire was all around us! I couldn't believe
it. It seemed as if the very land had been plucked right
from my imagination and placed right there for everyone
to see. I'm not kidding when I say that on more than one
occasion the bus took a blind turn around a steep hill
and I half expected the Green Dragon Inn Bywater to be
right around the corner. The whole thing reminded me of
an Alan Lee painting, where the Nazgul arrive in the
Shire.

A large terraced hill
stood in the distance, I imagined it might actually the
Great Smials of Buckland.
Finally, after what
seemed to be an interminable wait we made it to the
Alexander's sheep farm where the Shire set had been
erected. One of their tour guides boarded our bus and
started telling us details about the shoot. She told us
about the makeshift village the filmmakers had
established to maintain their shoot and where they had
set up the "Animal Kingdom" to bring in
all the animals they had for filming. As interesting as
all that was, it seemed like we would never get there.
There was fence after fence that she had to open for the
bus. Then the bus parked next to some other coaches in a
non-descript dirt lot.
We disembarked and I
was worried. What if it wasn't up to what I had built it
up to in my head? We walked up a short path and through the
branches of a large and beautiful tree, I saw it. Bag
End! Certainly not in its full glory....but totally
recognizable and just absolutely gorgeous. As I cleared
the tree there was Bagshot Row, the party tree...the
Brandywine..River...well, Brandywine Lake anyway. Much
fun to be had. Someone with absolutely no imagination
would have had a very easy time of seeing the hobbit
holes in their complete majesty with hobbit children
frolicking about and Hobbits sitting and smoking and
having 'Elevenses" as all proper and respectable
hobbits should. I simply can't put things into words.
Took a fantastic picture of myself sitting on the steps
of Bag End having a pipe. Old Bilbo's heart would break
if he saw Bag End now....but to an old Muggle like
myself (to mix fantasy stories) it was much more than I
could have hoped and something I'd been waiting to do
since the 5th grade.
As we left, one of the
Alexanders gave us a demonstration of expert sheep
shearing. He was very fast and made it look
simple, but still, looks like hard work. If this
had been all...it would have been completely worth it.
But that wasn't all.
We then headed to the Rotorua Geothermal reserve. Very
primordial! Totally amazing and hints of Mordor?
Bubbling mud pools, spitting gysers, choking on sulphur
fumes.....and we got lost on the way back to the coach.
While navigating a rather dubious looking path that was
supposed to bring us back to the car park, Debbie threw
out, "I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come
this way." Just perfect! Made it back to the coach
intact.
For those with
Broadband check out these Quicktime movies (about 4 megs
each).
Rotorua
1 Rotorua2
Then headed to a Maori
recreation village called Tamiki which was simply
amazing. A Moari warrior came out and did a
stunning challenge as a greeting (I will have
video of this up here as soon as I get through stuff
from the trip). He postures and finally puts down
a token of peace. The whole time these other
warriors are up top just making all kinds of
noise. If the peace token is accepted, then the
women call the warriors back and you are invited into
the village. Very cool. And I can think of
no better example of a Threshold Guardian (see the
section about the Hero's Journey) than this.
A Maori war Haka is one of the most stunning
things I've seen yet. I think it is awesome, a perfect
expression of a male warrior. Brilliant! We had a
traditional Maori feast where they use heated volcanic
rocks to cook food in the ground, making an Earth oven (hangi).
The chicken was so tender meat was falling off the bones. May
very well be some of the best fish I've ever had.
Awesome Lamb and mint sauce. Everything was very very
good. They had sweet potatoes and gravy and even
cranberry sauce! Happy Thanksgiving! I think Hobbits
would have loved the Maori...except for the War Haka I
think, it makes folks late for supper.
Anyway, time for bed
now, Mt. Doom Tomorrow!
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